{"product_id":"white-glossy-mug-2","title":"Please-Don’t Era — Funny Midlife Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI’ve entered my please-don’t era.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease don’t ask. Please don’t interrupt. Please just let the coffee happen. A sarcastic mug for anyone embracing a little more personal space.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeep burgundy lettering on a glossy white ceramic mug, finished with the MIDlife Rewritten signature. A fun gift for a midlife friend—or your own coffee cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic with a glossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) high × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) high × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) high × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank mug sourced from China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on demand and fulfilled by Printful. Shipping charges are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003eCreated with AI assistance and creative direction by MIDlife Rewritten. Styled lifestyle images are illustrative previews; see the Printful product photos for design placement.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The MIDlife Rewritten","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":51283655327991,"sku":"8587746_1320","price":13.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":51283655360759,"sku":"8587746_4830","price":15.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":51283655393527,"sku":"8587746_16586","price":18.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0959\/2904\/1143\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-front-view-6ac7a862cc720.jpg?v=1791469680","url":"https:\/\/themidliferewritten.com\/products\/white-glossy-mug-2","provider":"The MIDlife Rewritten","version":"1.0","type":"link"}