MIDlife Rewritten Colouring Book — Clean Sarcasm

A little colour. A lot less nonsense.

A sarcastic colouring break for midlife women, with clean captions and six detailed scenes: coffee, quiet time, chickens, a bubble bath, gardening and a cosy reading corner.

Digital PDF download. No physical book will be shipped.

• 8 pages: cover, printing instructions and 6 colouring pages
• Outlined captions to colour
• US Letter, 8.5 × 11 inches; use Fit to page for A4
• Print single-sided at home

For personal use only. Do not resell or redistribute the file or pages.

Illustrations created with AI assistance and creative direction for MIDlife Rewritten.