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Midlife honesty you can wear. Sweatshirts and hoodies for women with plenty to say and limited patience.

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Unisex Sweatshirt

Unisex Sweatshirt

$54.00 CAD
My Face Has Subtitles Hoodie

My Face Has Subtitles Hoodie

$64.50 CAD
My Give a Damn Has Retired Hoodie

My Give a Damn Has Retired Hoodie

$77.50 CAD
Less People More Chickens Sweatshirt

Less People More Chickens Sweatshirt

$40.50 CAD
Falling Leaves Fading Patience Hoodie

Falling Leaves Fading Patience Hoodie

$59.00 CAD
Here for the Latte Hoodie

Here for the Latte Hoodie

$77.50 CAD
I Say What I Think Hoodie

I Say What I Think Hoodie

$56.50 CAD
Pumpkin Spice Personal Space Hoodie

Pumpkin Spice Personal Space Hoodie

$77.50 CAD
Thankful Mostly Sweatshirt

Thankful Mostly Sweatshirt

$43.50 CAD
I’m Just at Capacity Sweatshirt

I’m Just at Capacity Sweatshirt

$53.00 CAD

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Falling Leaves Fading Patience Hoodie

Falling Leaves Fading Patience Hoodie

$59.00 CAD
Fewer Apologies. Bigger Mug. — Funny Midlife Coffee Mug

Fewer Apologies. Bigger Mug. — Funny Midlife Coffee Mug

$13.00 CAD
Here for the Latte Hoodie

Here for the Latte Hoodie

$77.50 CAD
I Finally Found Myself — Funny Midlife Printable Wall Art

I Finally Found Myself — Funny Midlife Printable Wall Art

$5.00 CAD